ALLEYCAT'S FIGHT

ok b4 i begin..
let me introduce my characters..

SCORNEY...
~fat face
~looks fat.. but not fat really
~very hairy
~beautiful assets
~big timer
~thinks he is macho
~ladies man
~very very horny
~currently d new mafia in town

MUMBLE
~gorgeous
~got d guys drooling 4 her
~she is d boss, n she means it
~if u 1 her, come n get her
~BOOTILICIOUS!!

PRINCESS
~looks tat can kill
~ultimate sexy
~queen of d world
~hates d low life
~dnt mix wit d lower class ppl
~lone ranger
~i speak 2 no 1
~i aint cheap

PACTHED
~active
~sleeps wit many guys
~has a high reputation
~has a hobby
~newbee

NONDEE
~initially thin, limps, n a nobody
~lately, got d girls attention
~girls hang out wit him all d time
~girls r all over him all d time
~kinda cubby n fat lately

UGLY TWINS
~both r ugly n looks d same... so cnt identify
~wants 2 manipulate all d guys
~really ugly
~flirts alot
~UGLY!

p.s: d ugly twins will b classified as ugly 1 n ugly 2

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SCENE 1: AT D ALLEY

SCORNEY: hey babe... r v on 2nite?
PACTHED: dnt make me wait... me-ow!

Scorney smiles pervertly s Pacthed walks away slowly....

SCENE 2: AT D ALLEY... later tat day...

UGLY 1 walks in n nobody is around...
waits patiently.

SCORNEY: hey beautiful...
UGLY 1: me-ow.. baby....
SCORNEY: wat say v hav our time 2nite... perhaps at midnite...
wen no1 is around.. jus me n my beautiful...
UGLY 1: (smiles) ill bring d wine..

SCENE 3: PORCH

NONDEE: hey ladies...
UGLY 2: hey handsome... come n join us
NONDEE: ooooo... nice perfume darling.
UGLY 2: thanks baby... its d 1 u got 4 me
MUMBLE: (frm d other corner) who did u steal it frm Nondee? tat old man"s dog?
NONDEE: hey.. tiz is expensive perfume.. i worked hard 4 it!
MUMBLE: let me guess.... u finished up d leftovers at a restaurant n they paid u?
UGLY 2: hey!! watch ur mouth woman! ur jus jealous tat all d guys jus make u pregnant n leave u... while my baby here got me n expensive perfume..!!
MUMBLE: oh pls! me jealous of u? u aint got nothin i 1! wit tat ugly face... n a pathetic bf... ? d oni thing i wud need frm u is if u had a mirror! but then again... u need it more than i do. n hey... guys still 1 me.. who cares they leave me..i still got d looks... besides...u get bored if ur wit them 2 long...

Mumbles walks away.. nose up.
eventually bumps into Princess...

PRINCESS: euww!
MUMBLE: get out of my way!
PRINCESS: who do u think u r! how dare u speak 2 me like tat!
MUMBLE: well... ur in my area... so im d boss!
PRINCESS: yeah... boss of d slumps.... get a grip girl..
MUMBLE: hey u listen here Pussy Face... u dnt 1 2 mess wit me..
PRINCESS: OOOO...... im scared... wat u gonna do!? give birth on my face?
MUMBLE: if i were u... i wud start runnimg now..
PRINCESS: i dnt run... ill jus walk off FABULOUSLY!
n i need my shower anyway... since u ur breath made me stink.

SCENE 4: AT D ALLEY... at nite

Scorney meets up wit Pacthed... n they hav a gud time...
they make loveon d roof n wen they r done... they went their separate ways.

at midnite....
Ugly 1 walks 2 d alley wen no one is around
few minutes later... Scorney walks in slowly....

SCORNEY: hey beautiful.... m glad u came
UGLY 1: wnt miss it 4 anythin
SCORNEY: CHEERS!
UGLY 1: CHEERS BABE!
SCORNEY: d wine is gud.... i think it wud taste better on ur lips.. beautiful

ok they both started making out n wen up d roof 2 u noe wat....
so now d thing is... Scorney is scandaling wit Ugly 1... but his gf, Pacthed doesnt noe..
Ugly 1 tinks Scorney loves her... but wat she dnt noe is tat...
Scorney asked her 2 come at midnite coz no1 will b around..
which means tat he dnt 1 any1 2 c him wit her coz it wud spoil his macho-ness..
n also... bcoz at midnite... its so dark... he dnt hav 2 c her ugly face....

SCENE 5: AT D ALLEY (daytime d next day)

Scorney is dating wit Pacthed....

SCORNEY: hey i had a great time last nite
PACTHED: me 2... it was d best time in my life...
SCORNEY: how bout v meet up again later?

jus then Ugly 1 was behind them... she came 2 c Scorney..

UGLY 1: later? i tot ur gonna go out wit me? Scorney... hav u 4goten?
PACTHED: wats she talkin bout darling? do u noe her?
SCORNEY: (wispers) not now beautiful..
PATCHED: Scorney??
SCORNEY: oh its nothin babe... she is a client... she wants me 2 umm umm....
UGLY 1: client? hahahahhahhahaha... darling dnt make me laugh! who is tiz girl? y is she holdin ur hand?
hey... back off lady!! he is my bf!
PACTHED: EXCUSE ME?! oh... u got 2 b kiding me.. he is MINE!!
UGLY 1: NO! he told me he loves me!!
PACTHED: wat makes u think he wud say tat???
SCORNEY: ladies ladies.... come on now... stop it. stop fighting like pussies! is tat how u fight over me? i noe u can do better than tat!

d fight goes on.... s Scorny cunningly pokes fire in boths sides...



THE END

p.s: jus 2 let u noe... all d characters mentioned r actually cats... n they r real life character... n
THIS IS A TRUE STORY!

OMG! u noe wat..

ok...

i finally started a blog...

it took me much effort 2 do tiz ting...

seriously...

suddenly i jus got d mojos 2 start tiz ting...

wow!!

so muc 4 a new year achievement..

anyway....

lets ponder on d things tat made me start bloggin...

1st of all...

it was my best- err fren... Ash...

who gav me her add....

then...

during my lifeless moments after SPM...

i wud check out her blog..

so many times i tot of startin 1 but jus got all lazy n all..

i mean like...

im like d laziest dude on earth wen it comes 2 computer stuff...

my computer hates me s muc s i hate him...

hence... d feeling is mutual..

anyway...

ya... while checkin out Ash punye blog...

i realise tat all my frens r here...

my close frens 2 b precise...

i mean like...

school is over n all...

n i dnt really get 2 c my frens everyday anyway....

which also means tat i dnt get 2 go all u noe wat wit them..

so basically.. i tot tat bloggin wud allow me 2 still go all u noe wat wit them..

in a way...

unfortunately...

there wudnt b any background sound effect n stuff like tat...

n i wudnt get distracted anymore...

woot!

so i wud like 2 start tiz blog wit a tribute 2 all my frens..

1stly... ASH

~who got more 'u noe wat's than any1 else on earth

~4 enjoyin all my u noe wat's...

~ who gav me her add so tat i noe where 2 find tiz thing...

~who nvr got bored of any of my u noe wat's..

SYAZ

~4 being so patient wit my prolonged u noe wat's..

~nvr got annoyed wit any of my prolonged u noe wat's...(mayb she did)

~4 always bein d one who i can annoy..

~who wud always go all ayam masak merah wen she is annoyed

KAKEZ

~who never really get wat i say...

~4 being both a turtle n a fish

~who wud ask me hows life at really odd moments

~who nvr stopped bein my turtle..

PUNY

~4 makin me feel less ulu coz she doesnt blogg either.. haahah

~4 bein so puny all d time..

~who nvr cease 2 glabah

~oh wait... she always listens 2 my u noe wat's 2!!

aww...

thankx u guys...

once again..

WAIT!!!!

ACAP

~who kinda understand all my u noe wat's, bsides bein a guy

~4 bein so tall tat i hav 2 look up n go u noe wat

~4 bein my closest melayu jantan

~4 bein funny all d time

SAVEEN

~4 bein so fat

~who is such a political hippi

~who is always d 1 v can annoy 2gather-gather

~who m not sure he has a blog or not

p.s: sorry but i dont hav a perfect pic where all u guys r in it...

so cut n paste all of us in2 1 pic..ahahah