Wednesday, April 22, 2009

to the beefs next door...

here's 1 4 u my new neighbours...
who moved in early tiz year...
perhaps u still think u guys r new here...
but seriously ppl...
ENOUGH WITH THE HOUSE WARMING DECO ALL READY!!!
wen i was excited tat i was gonna hav new neighbour next door!!
i didnt expect u guys 2 b so INDIAN!!! (please pause for a beef moment)
i mean seriously!!!
my neighbours r so beefy.... ive not spoken 2 them since they arrived..
i noe in bein all disrespectful or unfriendly or impollite or wateva u think i m bein...
but how do expect me 2 even look at them wen d moment i step out of my house door...
i m over-flushed wit ur tremendous beefness (please pause for a beef moment)
its like d frnt of their house is like decorated wit indian leaves (please pause for a beef moment),
n they hung a really BIG garland made frm indian flowers (please pause for a beef moment)
tat spells the word 'WELCOME' (please pause for a beef moment)..
oh gosh!!!
tiz tortures me!! m i really d only 1??
im jus so sorry...
ive not been exposed 2 so much of beefness b4... (please pause for a beef moment)
tis is like beef moment level 9!!
i noe u think tat im d most snobbish 1 here in my fly...
but i jus cnt even bear 2 look at u ppl...
seriously... i wud talk 2 u guys if v ever met anywhere else than ur hse...
u noe wat..
just recently.. wen my mum finally got a chance 2 speak wit d wife...
my mum told me tat the man is married 2 and indian woman frm INDIA!! (please pause for a beef moment)
OMG!!! how beef cn tiz get??
n d most beefest thing is tat... u dnt really noe who r d 1s living in tat house...
i dnt noe y.. but indians like 2 live wit d whole extended fly in 1 house.. (please pause for a beef moment)
not oni tat... everytime there wud b ppl entering n leaving d house like water...
so far i think there is a grandfather, grandmother, man, wife, daughter, n God noes who else lives there...
however... d funniest thing is tat... the man looks alot like Puny punye father...
haiz...
looks like i wud just hav 2 tolerate such extreme beefology...
n s a gud neighbour... i wud like 2 wish u guys...
a warm welcome...
WELCOME BEEFS!!!

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